It all started with the mysterious disappearance of one (just 1) nursing school Dansko shoe.... and then look what happens!!!! An innocent shoe is being held hostage on Craigslist with deadly explosive devices used in ungodly wars such as VIETNAM!!!! This isn't Nam this is BOWLING! Don't be fooled by the "free" sign.... he's out to make a killing. This criminal needs to be handcuffed to a pole and punished accordingly. With lashings...
The pentagon reports the Swiss Army is preparing their Nutella covered knives as we speak...
What would Paul Newman do? I know what the Dude would do.
He'd go bowling. Thank you for being a part of this mind dump.
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